For Your Consideration: First Date Horror Stories

For Your Consideration: First Date Horror Stories

These catastrophic very first times could make you feel a lot better regarding your very own love life.

A couple enjoying a dinner date by candlelight in a restaurant, late 1970s. (Picture: Fox Photos/Hulton Archive/Getty Graphics)

very First times always are able to result in catastrophe. On the web, it is much more easy for terror to ensue. Without conference first, or at the very least having a blind date vetted by buddies, you can find sufficient possibilities for rom-com worthy hijinks, just with no ending that is happy. I’ve had my share that is fair of times gone awry, and I’m notoriously awful at escaping them. A comedian (that was my first mistake), gave me a 45 minute lecture on John Mayer, was offended when I tried to leave as the restaurant closed, then proceeded to tell me to “Have a nice life,” when I wouldn’t return to his home…then texted me for weeks afterwards on a Tinder date. Continue reading “For Your Consideration: First Date Horror Stories”